Franconia Ridge

spring fever

CP: ... so you're breaking up the band, huh?
LR: Huh?
CP: I mean, JT, she's going off to school. You'll miss her.
LR: Yeah, well, that might not be so bad. She's been kind of a basket case lately.
CP: Yeah, I talked to her the other day. She seemed kind of stressed out about schools still.
LR: Well, I think she'll be okay now that she's made a decision, but yeah.
CP: And her parents were giving her some grief about her decision.
LR: Yeah, well, that's not the whole story. She's just been kind of nuts.
CP: How do you mean?
LR: She has spring fever.
CP: [Turns red] ... oh.

gravitas

YOUR FUTURE IS THE SUNLIGHT THAT WILL SEND THEM SCATTERING LIKE COCKROACHES INTO THE DARKNESS OF THE PAST

box

"He looked terrible. He looked like he had spent the night in a ....... box."

environmentalism

JT: Please, I want to avoid the Greenpeace people.
LR: (loudly) Just tell them that you love coal!
JT: SHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LR: No, really, tell them you love your coal dirty. Dirty coal.
JT: !!!
LR: Look, do you like your coal clean or dirty?

CP: Good. Well I'll see you around the department.

JT: (more broken, sad eye contact) Yeah, but not really. You're not around much.

CP: Yeah, but I'll be around.



"That's like saying to a little kid, "Don't worry, Santa Claus exists. Just write the list."