Friday, May 29, 2009

more from Snoopy

"I don't think that I have enough close friends......(pause, uncomfortable body language/voice)......I really like _____. He is very frank."





Broken.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Kaifeng style



Hi,
 
i double-checked the Kaifeng style...
and i'm afraid ur brother is correct...
 
did i tell you Kaifeng is close to Xi'an or Xi'an used to be Kaifeng?
i just forgot...
 
Both Kaifeng and Xi'an are great cities in China with a long history
Both have been the capital cities of several dynasties
i think i got confused...
sorry about that...
 
i'll get some sweet dumplings tomorrow
maybe we can have it together
if i'll be at home on Monday
 
 
Best
Snoopy
 

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Buckingham St. Site



Friday, May 15, 2009

(...)

Thursday, May 14, 2009

(Teddy or Franklin?) Roosevelt

"There's some kind of suspicious inbreeding there.  Like he's his own seventh cousin. Or maybe his son is his eighth cousin."
-TM

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

____________ added you as a friend on facebook...

How did this happen?

dunkin' donuts hazelnut coffee

"It smells like a bakery in here. Like poundcake."
-JH

Arabic names

"And Shawarma was there..."

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

"Reel it in."

Monday, May 11, 2009

small gene pools

Sunday, May 10, 2009

a threat

"You don't have to be scared."

a fortune

"Chances are good that you may sense that certain people need your attention to feel valued or appreciated."

Saturday, May 9, 2009

workplace harrassment

"Thanks!  Can I get you a coffee or something?"
"No.  But how about a neck massage?"

"I will host a party.

The theme will be 'breaking chances.'"

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Western Thought to 1600 (Fall, 2001)

"You've made good comments in the past, so we'll let that one slide."

"Everything you do is sketchy.

Seriously. If you were a 60-year-old man people would be afraid of you."

broken boys

"You don't end up in art history if everything's okay. It's the same thing with women's studies."

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

"ugly-headed"

It began as a clerical task.

It's no longer a clerical task.

in honor of a party that never was:

TAKING CHANCES


a warning

"The end of the party will be very awkward for you."
"This banter is unsuccessful."

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

joli

"One thing I love about him is how humiliated by himself he is.... I can't wait till he comes back."

missed connection

Me: sunny department secretary. You: nice guy, takes care of his parents. You hugged me; I was too afraid to hug back.

italiano cattolico romano

"You feel guilt but you have no morals."

ein Landarzt

by LR





Reise und Speise

Monday, May 4, 2009

useful concept

Sunday, May 3, 2009

There she is...

She - she ---- SHE-WOLF.

funny/sad

"Well that's funny. And sad." (to himself, while walking away) "Funny, sad; funny, sad; funny, sad. The essential dialectic."

- DR, Ph.D.

critical accomplice

We made a mistake, didn't we?

Saturday, May 2, 2009

certain people

"He really does dress like he wants to be a CPA.  A gay CPA."

Friday, May 1, 2009

"RISD

sounds like it's trying to use theoretical language to sound hip.  It's like, 'Oooh... pomo.  We pomo.'"

faulty graphic identity

www.harvardartmuseum.org/